A lovely Yiddish poem about ponzi schemes and whatnot...

YOU”RE A MEAN ONE BERNIE THE WALL STREET GRINCH
(Semi Yiddish Version)(You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch)WilliamBanzai7
Sing along link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBS7dVrE1U

You’re a mean one, Bernie the Grinch You really know how to “filch” and steel,You’re a cuddly Ponzi scheming cactus, you’re a charming Wall Street “khazer”, Bernie the Grinch,You’re a big Palm Beach banana with a greasy black peel!

You’re an asset management “loch in kop”, Bernie the GrinchYour business is a “gelt” black hole almost as big as AIG,Your brain is full of “ferkakdeh” trades, you have garlic in your “fershtinkiner” soul, Bernie the Grinch,Investors shouldn’t have touched you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You’re a foul one, Bernie the Grinch,You say the dog ate your “bupkes” records,You have all the tender sincerity of a typical “filching” Wall Street “shnorrer”, Bernie the Grinch,Given a choice between the two of you I’d sooner drink bottled water from the East River!

You’re a rotten “$-c-hm*ck”, Bernie the Grinch,You’re the king of hedge fund scamster “dreck”,Your heart’s a rotten “gefilte” splotched with moldy purple spots, Bernie the Grinch,You’re a triple decker synthetic CDO and toadstool CDS sandwich with arsenic fee sauce on top!

You nauseate me, Bernie the Grinch,You’re a nauseous super Wall Street “momzer!”,You’re a crooked Alpha “schlockster” and you run a crooked “shandhoiz”, Bernie the Grinch,Your trading books are an appalling dung heap overflowing with the most disgracefulassortment of “chazere” rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You’re a foul one, Bernie the Grinch,You’re a nasty wasty Wall Street “goniff”,Your heart is an unwashed “shmanta”, your soul is full of bogus “schmaltz”, Bernie the Grinch,The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,“Shtunk, shtup, shlemiel”!

Bernard Madoff“Tsen shifn mit gold zol er farmorgn, un dos gantse gelt zol er farkrenkn.”Ten ships of gold should be his and the money should only make him sick.

— Posted by williambanzai7