A bit of humour

Some comments I have come across over the past week

The guy fixing our window blinds after they kept falling off due to us opening the window
"They did not use their calculative reasoning"
He was referring to the people that built our building and didn't place the windows in the right way. He may also have been referring to us for opening our windows so that the wind would blow the blinds off

Clinton's Aide (so I'm told)
politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed on a regular basis.
I thought this was quite apt and would go as far as to add "or they become full of s**t"
He probably couldn't say that as he was probably on day-time tv